Eat Poop You Cat! Eat Poop You Cat!

Eat Poop You Cat is a super-fun game you play with four or more people. First, a person writes a sentence, then passes the paper to the next person. That person draws a picture of the sentence, then folds the paper so that only the picture is visible, then passes to the next person, who writes a caption for the picture, then folds the paper over so the caption is visible, etc.

Below is the repository of our E.P.Y.C. funzies.

61 Eat Poops and counting!

2006-03-18, participants: Alex, Dave, Don, Doug, Duncan, Goat, Kelly, Letham, Marion, Mickey, Randi, Rob, Tami
The monkey is on the branch.
The alien cat ate BBQ pork mice.
I'm sorry. I'm a jerk! Your name was...?
I sing through my nostrils.
Make an elephant lick a pineapple bald.
Bart Simpson, after leaving The Simpsons, stars in a reality show in which he chooses a new pet.
My slippers are from the Plaza, because I am fancy.
My cat does not like dolphins.
Kangaroos and mice don't get along.
Help! My nose is running!
Riding the red rocket to Saturn
My cheese grinder is in Grandpa's hair.

2005-03-05, participants: Mickey, Jason, Don, Alex, Duncan
Cook those eggs faster!
The auditor was unfamiliar with her figure.
I can't believe that monkey ripped that guy's nose off because he didn't get any birthday cake!
Star Trek jumped the shark when Spock left.
Rock and roll is dead! Long live polka!

2003-11-18, participants: Jason, Alex, Goat, Duncan, Don
I understand that Dame Edna will be starring in a revival of "A Doll's House!"
Bangladesh isn't what I expected.
Paul Hogan saved my baby from a life of crime.
Gay men make the best decorators, but it's the lesbians who really get things done!
I had the best cheese when I was in Paris.

2003-02-01, participants: Josh, Alex, Don, Mike
The pterodactyl enjoyed his coffee immensely.
Never smile at a crocodile.
Frank Zappa saw the future!
You ought to call a plumber.

2003-01-01, participants: Duncan, Don, Jason, Alex
Flaming death awaits those who oppose the Necronomicon!
I hate when "The Simpsons" is pre-empted for a football game.
I went on a mining expedition for exotic snot.
Oh, give me a break! Jesus lives in Boston, duh!
"Debbie Does Dallas" was a pretty funny musical.
I love it when you come back from the bathroom to find your food on the table.
Sandwiches are the rulers of the universe.
A bottle of Jack Daniels plus a Keanu Reeves movie equals Party!

2002-12-26, participants: Don, Alex, Mike, Chris, Becky
New York City is soft and chewy, like a Swedish Fish.
"My laundry is stuck in the machine," he cried!
Nobody liked Alex's cool holiday game.
Wendell got rained on really hard.
I want to sleep but no one will let me.

2002-11-17, participants: Josh, Alex, Don, Mike
The dead people have worms playing cards on their rotting skulls and Germans dancing polka on their coffins.
"Dark side of the Rainbow?" More like "That Sucked Sheep!"
The badger drove to the store.
Purple dogs fly at night.
Excuse me, could you remove this weather vane?
"Shit, Supergirl, I lost my contact again!"
Oprah Winfrey was wonderful in The Color Purple.
During the bake off, Sally Sue dropped a roach into her muffins, but hoped no one would notice.

2002-11-16, participants: Duncan, Don, Alex, Jason, Paula
Oh shit! I've got an ingrown toenail the size of my head!
Maria thought that moonlight was terribly romantic.
There is entirely too much violence on TV.
Chocolate is very fattening, but that's half the charm.
My Uncle Chester wants me to come learn photography at his cabin in the woods.
I like kittens, especially with ketchup.
Duncan has stinky farts.
Have you got anything without SPAM?
Who ate my butt?
Eat my turd, filthy snake charmer!

2002-11-16, participants: Duncan, Don, Alex, Keith
The dog was on drugs.
Why do you always die on me?
I learned it from watching you, dad!
The snake lived in the apple.

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